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Adonis Would Have Hated Egg White Omelets Too

As bikini season nears this year, my husband and I plan to continue our annual traditions. I will busy myself exfoliating every inch of my body and my husband will embark on his usual journey through diet hell. As soon … Continue reading

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The Power of One Word

It’s funny how life comes full circle and then screeches to a stop right in front of your living room couch … Continue reading

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A Fear of Heights Creates a Few Ho, Ho, Hos

It was a mere few seconds after we buried the turkey carcass in the backyard next to two dead rats, three hermit crabs, and a finch and licked the last bit of whipping cream from our dessert plates that my … Continue reading

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From Candy Land to Candy Corn—One Woman’s Obsession with Halloween Candy

It is two weeks before Halloween and the unwanted house guest some people call “willpower” has officially moved out. Moderation is not far behind. I am left with nothing but my unyielding passion for all things sugar while temptation lurks … Continue reading

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Sitcom Premieres Cause Chatty Cathy to Meet His Match

It had been a long five months devoid of a great sitcom. But last night, the season premieres of my favorite shows The Middle and Modern Family finally arrived. I couldn’t wait. I raced through my son’s parent/teacher conferences like … Continue reading

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