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Help! Help! Someone Call the Fashion Police!

I’ve been fashion-challenged ever since I was a little girl and my Mom sent me to school wearing bobby socks when knee socks were all the rage.  When mini-skirts were in, I was still wearing poodle skirts, and when hip-huggers … Continue reading

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No Longer “Senior Citizen Virgins”

Our first magazine from the AARP arrived last week in the mailbox.  My husband, who had just completed his second session with a therapist who was helping him cope with the reality of “senior citizenhood” after his AARP membership card … Continue reading

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Ben Franklin and the Exploitation of Sunlight

Last night, I reluctantly moved my clock forward one hour and as I gently pushed the hands around, I swear I heard mothers everywhere scream, “WHO CAME UP WITH THIS BRIGHT IDEA?” I did a little research recently and found … Continue reading

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All Aboard the Train to Calorie Hell!

Every year in my house, it starts with the Halloween candy and continues on the downhill trend until January 2. My husband and I buy a seat on the high calorie train to future diet Hell and with the shout, … Continue reading

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Behind the Times … Again

There must be a secret underground club of baby boomers who are technically behind the times. If so, I should have a gold lifetime membership certificate coming my way very soon. I just hope it’s coming via snail mail, not … Continue reading

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A Fish and a Nipple

My husband and I waded out into the water at a local lake a few days ago. "Isn’t this wonderful?" I commented to him. "Fabu … YOWIE!" My husband shot out of the water like an acrobat launched from a … Continue reading

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Old Spice

Today, my armpits smell like Old Spice.  My husband and I ran out of anti-perspirant on Monday and I haven’t had time to get to the store.  Early this morning, I searched the cupboards high and low, far and wide, … Continue reading

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